I assess the persistence of animal acclimatization in America by examining the career of the biologist Nelson Gardiner Bump. Styled by the media as America’s “global goose-chaser,” Bump traversed the world for 25 years as the head of the federal Foreign Game Introduction Program (founded 1948). Ranging from South America to Northern Europe, India and Southeast Asia to Turkey, Bump investigated over 100 birds for possible introduction to America. He and his colleagues in state government wildlife departments ultimately facilitated the introduction of hundreds of thousands of individual creatures drawn from dozens of distinct species, all to generate “shootable surplus” for America’s profligate hunters. These ranged from European birds like the capercaillie to large mammals like Africa’s Barbary sheep. Throughout, Bump argued that FGIP was “slow, careful, and scientific,” thus differentiating it from the rash acclimatization attempts of the past. But Bump’s acclimatization attempts rarely succeeded, making FGIP’s legacy less one of “reason and order” – as Bump claimed – than power and hubris.